Thursday, April 01, 2010

1Malaysia 4U2C - H1N1 oso will not KO you so GR8..

Welcome to scenes of Malaysian life!

WARNING: Contains graphical images of a potentially disturbing nature...



Specially brought to you by a prominent hypermarket in Klang Valley -- Toddler bedtime stories about decapitated jumping ghosts (hantu pocong), flying vampiresses (pontianak), mischievous green goblins (toyol) and other premier members of the local ghoulish community.





Next, a scene that greeted visitors to the toilet of a prominent primary school in PJ:
All together now -- "EEEEEEEEEEE YERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"





Finally -- fence signage inspires this loathsome piece of poetry:


Something strange, in the neighbourhood...
Feelin' weird, got the gallstone blues...
Who you gonna call? Ghost doctors!!

Pale and grey, after too much food...
Might as well, be microbe soup...
Who you gonna call? Ghost doctors!!

< Insert Ghostbusters music here >